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a&ppP}wDtrSwf # 01UMEC/2010

Lanna Action for Burma (LAB)

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LAB Panty Party Campaign Headquarters

Address: PO Box 181

Prasingh Post Office

Chiang Mai 50250

THAILAND

Tel + 66 844857341

Email:lannaactionforburma@gmail.com

Web: www.lannaactionforburma.blogspot.com


22/09/2009

On this the anniversary of twenty one years of illegitimate military rule in Burma the

First Political Party achieves registration in 2010 Elections.

“Clean Panties: Clean Politics”

We are delighted to announce LAB’s newly formed Panty Party, LPP, has become the first party to officially register to contest the Burma 2010 elections.

Our submitted application can be viewed on our blogspot and may be confirmed by contacting Aye Maung or Tun Shin at the SPDC Office of the Attorney General, Building No. 25, Nay Pyi Taw, Myanmar/Burma Tel + 95 67 404051 or +95 67 404171 Fax: 95 67 404096. E-mail: ago.h.o@mptmail.net.mm

LAB was first formed in 2007, and among all our activities we became best known for our strategic use of panties to weaken the SPDC military junta terrorizing Burma.

Now, two years later, while the world dithers about sanctions, the UN wring their hands about how strongly they should “express their concern” and many other businesses, governments and individuals, like America’s Senator Webb, wiggle around to find opportunities to get into bed with Than Shwe … LAB has sorted out our panty drawer and we’re ready to fling ourselves into action again!

Everyone knows the election’s a joke… and mock elections should be mocked!
Everyone knows exactly how SPDC runs the country…and guess what…we all hate it ! “Disciplined democracy” is an oxymoron…and we do mean moron! Before elections General Than Shwe after elections Mr President Than Shwe?

Well, we say “Panties on you Than Shwe!”

LPP will contest and win the 2010 elections, form a transitional pantocratic government, follow our seven-day road map to hand over power to the peoples of Burma, and then have a nice lie down with a good book and a cold beer.

LPP is primarily a party of fed up “made in Burma panties or pantidates” and receives no money from any governments or businesses who exploit the peoples of Burma. We have membership from panties from around the world, which is a requirement under the LAB Constitution 2009 (Article 5 Section 94). Following the SPDC 2008 rigged referendum model, the LAB 2009 Multi-panty Constitution was confirmed by 99.8% of eligible voters in a second fake referendum recently held in Burma.

LPP’s initial membership is well over the required 500 eligible voters, being equal to the number of panties flung at SPDC since 2007. The exact numbers and proof of membership are held by Kyaw Hsan, Ministry of Information, Bldg Number 7, Nay Pyi Taw. Myanmar Fax: +95 67 412 363 E-mail moi.h.o@mptmail.net.mm

The LAB Panty Party is poised to launch a rollicking campaign. We will be recruiting new pantidates… we will sweep SPDC out of power literally, keep your brooms handy… there will be rallies and membership drives across Burma and the rest of the world…

So pop a message in the mail…keep up on our blog…join us on facebook… follow us on twitter … party and campaign with us all the way to Nay Pyi Taw… Its time to say

“No Way Than Shwe!”

LAB constitution, pantifesto and pantidate profiles, updates and more are all available on our blog lannaactionforburma@blogspot.com with links to us on twitter and facebook.

This announcement has been written and authorized by the Top Drawers, LAB Panty Party

Reg# 01UMEC/2010

One Response to “First Political Party (Love Panty Party) achieves registration in 2010 Elections.”

  • #1 Gertie Gusset Says:

    LPP is getting more angry and more organized! Check out our blogspot and join our campaign. Burma Digest scoops all other news outlets! Congrats! Our campaign will build and continue…soon we won’t be archived under humor…we will be breaking news and only Than Shwe’s election will be in the humor section
    The election is a lie! The election is a joke! So lets make sure the joke’s on the SDC and we get the last laugh!

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