New Organ Transplant Hospital in NayPyiDaw (Humour)
Aug 4th, 2008
_ by Thein Win
In main land China, kidneys, livers, corneas, skin and hearts are taken from prisoners; some while they are still alive. The organs are than transplanted mainly through Military Hospitals for very high prices.
Burmese Military is following the Chinese ideas!
Burma Digest has learned that Military Hospital at Kyat Pyay (Nay Pyi Daw) is going to transplant dog brains to the Generals and pig brains to their wives. Burma Digest has got reports that many of the Generals (and their wives) in the ruling Junta since 1962 have no brains!!!!
Burma Digest also learned that Surgeons are going to transplant dog brain to Junta Supremo Ra Do Van Shwe, and pig brain to his wife Kyaing Kyaing very soon as their first operation.
And the transplant operations will be carried out in an underground bunker because they are afraid of Ye Baw Day’s E bomb.
August 4th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Also, it has been learned that because Than Shwe’s name rhymes with Pan The (flower dead) at age 75, Than Shwe has become the Most ImpOtent man in Burma. Therefore, he is also secretly begging his Chinese masters to transplant for him a dog’s penis in the hopes that he will be able to continue his Khway Kyint Khway Kyan (dog’s habit, dog’s plan, ie., to rape) Mother Burma.
August 9th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Following a good example.
Before the 1962 coup, Ne Win went to Japan to do a minor surgery. He came back, staged a coup and became the Chairman of the Revolutionary Council. One day he retired only to become the chief of the armed forces and the chairman of the BSPP. He retired from the army to become the President of Burma, then he retired from presidency again only to become ousted. Everything he did seemed to go well at first, but all failed. The brain surgeons in Japan concluded that the pig brain they put in Ne Win’s head during the surgery could not be used like the pig hearts in other heart transplant works.
During the time when Ne Win was at his zenith, dozens of his subordinates were filled with envy that they also went to Japan be pig-brained by the Japanese surgeons. The readers will be able to guess who these people are.
The Japanese surgeons were alarmed at Ne Win’s brainless failures and they sent a secret agent to Burma to trace down the idendities of the pig-brained officers. Afraid that the world will know that they are brainless, they sent soldiers to kill the Japanese secret agent who was disguised as a reporter.
Singhnoi.