Dear Sir,

               The Voodoo Doctor of Mandalay let loose 5,000 Zombies in Mandalay the other day. Those Zombies were ordered to demonstrate against the monks who were telling the world the suffering of the people of Burma. Not to be outdone, the Voodoo Doctor of the Kachin state sent his 100,000 zombies to assemble, just to show he was more powerful. But his Zombies had nothing to do with the monks. These Zombies wanted to show their support for the newly written constitution which none of them had seen or read. Because they are Zombies, they know what was written even before the start of the National Voodoo-Zombie Convention. 

           These acts are surely to be followed by Voodoo Doctors from the other states and divisions in Burma to show who is more powerful in mobilizing the Zombies among the state and divisional level Voodoo Doctors. The mobilizing of these so called White Zombies is one of the many ways to please the national level Voodoo Grand Masters who dwell in remote caves in the central part of The Voodoo Kingdom. These White Zombies are always so hungry that they have to do anything they are ordered to do or they will be punished. 

          There are also Dark Green Zombies in The Voodoo Kingdom. These Dark Green Zombies can put lead in the aggressors’ body by running away from them. And there are Angel Zombies with meter long magic wands. They protect themselves by hiding behind the wands and the aggressors will be left with broken bones. In the 21st century it is surprising to see that Voodoo still works.

Maha Kanan