Illegal Alien Military Regime returns home to Mars

Sep 12th, 2007

Alien Invasion
Breaking News

This evening at 5pm the evil illegal alien Military Regime packed up and left Burma for their rightful home, the planet Mars, after 19 long years of causing destruction, poverty, havoc, brutalising, terrorising, raping and killing the citizens of Burma.

“We are not coming back”, said Than Shwe, the alien leader, “We’ve done our best to destroy Burma and her people, and there’s nothing more that we can do. If we stay here any longer we will be in danger of being attacked by the US, UN or the UNSC, and that will be the end of us”.

This news was received with cheers and jubilation by the extremely long-suffering people of Burma. At long last they can live happily, free from fear, oppression and destruction of their beloved homeland.

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