Male Thug

Female Thug

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Job Description: Government Thug/Goon/Scumbag

Required Qualifications:-

1. Complete obedience to the SPDC Regime.

2. Greed for money and prestige.

3. Vehement contempt and hatred for the good and honest citizens of Burma.

4. Absolutely no sense of morality.

5. Strong tendency for violence and forceful action; bored and looking for a fight.

6. Puppet-brained idiot; uneducated and unintelligent but sly and cunning.

7. Criminal tendencies.

8. Total absence of compassion for fellow men and women.

9. Physically tough; sadistic and enjoy bullying gentle and ethical people.

10. Must have a thug-like expression; a hostile scowl or an aggressive one.

11. Wage according to the scale of violence inflicted.
12. Member of USDA or PSAS

Typical characteristics:-

• shrunken brain-washed pea-sized brain
• non-existent heart
• sly cunning eyes with a talent for eavesdropping
• elongated Neanderthal arms
• dirty smelly Pye dog-like skin
• legs akimbo
• usually disguised as an ordinary citizen
• The female variety is usually more dangerous because she can be spiteful, vindictive, scheming, ruthless, calculating and much better at disguising herself – an example of which you can see above – a venomous female thug who scowls and schemes under a veneer of respectability.